From: 1st Amendment Hater
I am an American Citizen, and I am proud to live in the United States of America. I appreciate my freedoms and my job and my lifestyle. Saying that, I would like to urge your company to monitor yourselves more appropriately. Just because you have a mouth, and you know a modern language, does not mean you should say every single thing that pops into your miniscule brains…or turn it into a mass-produced product like a t-shirt, for that matter. We are civilized human beings, and we must show restraint. We must monitor ourselves to make certain that we are delivering a message of intelligence to our neighbors and to the rest of the world. I am not writing of censorship, but of responsibilities.
Our Response: Wow. Okay. So, this is probably the most profound argument against what we do that we’ve ever seen. I must add that it is EXTREMELY refreshing to see someone write us who can use some decent grammer and spelling. I hope I can offer my rebuttal as eloquently as your email did. Here it goes: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! Was that pretty enough for you, fucker? Who the fuck are you to chide us like we’re your fuckin’ children? We’re grown-ass men, motherfucker! We run this fuckin’ business like a well-oiled machine! Dumb people can’t do that shit, so don’t presume to speak to us as if we were, asshole. Shut the fuck up and stick your “responsibility” up your tight ass!
-FMS